August 18, 2009

Fox News: Fair and Balanced Stock Photos

Fox News never fails to give you both sides of every story. Even thier stock photos strike a balance between modern times and the mid-90’s. Check it:

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2009/08/17/marketing-internet-scams

Sweet fucking PowerPC right there running Netscape Navigator. Even has MapQuestBeta sitting on her desk.


The article is about how you can make aliving being a spammer. My guess as to why this web-savvy e-mailer has no friends now: DEATH OF OLD AGE!

Kidding of course, she’s prolly mid 30’s and wishes she could access all the 1.4 megabytes of sweet ass erotic fiction she saved on some floppy disk, desperatly missing the sweet voice of Fred reading it to her from SimpleText.

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