My Shark Week!
Hey, so as you all know I only blog on special occasions now. And whats more special than SHARK WEEK on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL?!?
So there are some ok shows going this year, here are the ones I am looking forward to most
Megalodawn
TV-14 (V)
The Megalodon was the largest most fierce carnivorous fish that ever existed. These terrifying sharks grew to be over 60 feet long and had jaws the size of 20 humans stacked on top of one another. Though it is generally accepted that these ferocious killers went extinct 1.5 Million years ago, our researchers take a look at the horror of what would happen if we woke up one morning and our seas were full of these great beasts of the past. If we experienced: Megalodawn.
Shark 2.0
TV-14 (V)
What’s even scarier than being attacked by a shark that currently exists? Being attacked by one that doesn’t…yet: Shark 2.0. We talk to leading researchers about what sharks will look like in 5 million years if they needed to evolve to survive in a world ravaged by nuclear war and insane cockroaches. We’ll simulate what a shark attack will look like in the year 5,002,009, then we’ll have Shark 2.0 face off against the Megalodon.
The Jaws of Mavericks
TV-PG (V)
On December 23, 1994 legendary surfer Mark Foo perished while surfing a monster wave at Mavericks, a popular big-wave surfing location in the Great White Shark hub of Northern California. It has been generally accepted that Foo wiped out and drowned to his tragic death - until now. A team of researchers investigates the possibility that Foo was killed by a 25-foot long Great White Shark also surfing the wave that Foo was riding. We’ll simulate what a shark attack would look like if the shark was riding a 50 foot wave, then we’ll have the shark riding a wave face off against the Megalodon.
Babies of the Beast
TV-M (V)
Are sharks programmed from birth to be ferocious killing machines or do they learn from the wild ocean? We put baby sharks in a pool full of human babies to find out. Then we do it again… at night. Finally, well see what it would have been like to be a baby facing off against a baby Megalodon.
Mythbusters: Extreme Shark Week Edition
TV-M (V)
Jaime and Adam have busted a lot of Shark myths before, but never the most extreme ones. Can a thresher shark whip a human in half with its tail? Do sharks frenzy in the presence of a nuclear weapon? Does a shark f*** harder than it bites? All this plus we find out how many human uteruses would have fit in the mouth of a Megalodon.
Shark Attic
TV-G
You’ll never believe how many people have a shark in the attic! And Megalodons!
I guess those are my tops.
P.S. I took that picture of a Great White Shark with a disposable camera in Cape Town.
2 years ago