January 2012
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WatchYes, do as Pat says.
yourunclepat:
Comedy nuttz: Check out this video I was in as part of last month’s Sketch Cram. It was written by the very funny Zack Poitras and directed/edited by the very funny Benjamin Apple.
When you’re done, wait 2 days, then come to an all new Sketch Cram this Saturday night at UCBeast!
October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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SPEECH BUBBLE REVOLT
I thought this blog deserved the be updated. SO here is a comic I WROTE AND DREW like 2 years ago that I found on my hard drive!
The drawing is awful but actually better than I remembered and it made me laugh so I am not too embarrassed to post it. CHECK IT OUT!
September 2010
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February 2010
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Old Art, New Title
The true dude-of-a-man Dru Johnston gave me the distinct honor of contributing a guest blog to his exceptional and inspirational Year of the Blog project. The blog I created is Old Art, New Title where I re-title old art favorites. Due to some very positive feedback, I have decided to try and continue the blog beyond the required 3 posts. So, check it out!
December 2009
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CN.COM
Well, it looks like CN.COM got the message. Just a few months after I wrote my scathing sketch about their awful business model they have successfully re-branded themselves as a “real estate online education airline.” Unfortunately, the new CN.COM seems to be fairly reliant on what I suppose is a parent site, searchere.com , which itself boasts “insurance car dating online...
November 2009
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October 2009
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PREDATORS!
Check it out! Predator reboot in 2010!
I don’t know how I missed this. How do I get an RSS feed that tells me when there is Predator news? I stopped my “Predator” Google alert after I finally realized that what I thought was buzz of a bold new direction for the franchise was just a bunch of articles about child molesters. Though I was disappointed, I see it now falls to me to...
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #30: Time Travelers
Sketch 30: Time Travelers (Draft)
Fuckin’ Done. I guess I am a few days over the limit, but I am ok with that if you are. 30 sketches. 36 days (I sat on this last one for a day so Jesse could ok me putting it up).
This was a Wagonforce sketch idea me and Jesse came up with and I have been itching the whole month to write. So, I finally couldn’t take it anymore and did. Its a draft...
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #29: Last Date
Sketch 29: Last Date
I cast Woody Allen in this sketch (plus) but didn’t end it very satisfactorily (minus). Oh well, it’s a cute premise I think.
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Glenn Beck is Incredible
I have become ensnared by the allure of the truth. Behold: Beck Talks
There is a lot to love about this and the other videos archived here. I was surprised by how interested I became in his office. I imagine he does a lot of ArcGIS work with those dual LCD monitors (heavily detailed maps of the as-of-yet imaginary BeckWorld). And it’s nice to know he keeps his book displayed for handy...
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #28: Egg Omen
Sketch 28: Egg Omen
I guess this is more of a short film. It is dedicated to Anne Harding who is currently doing a month-long horror movie challenge. She is documenting it in an excellent blog that can be found here: http://horrorchallenge.wordpress.com/ Definitely check it out.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #27: Condescending Gibbs
Sketch 27: Condescending Gibbs
This isn’t that much of a departure from reality.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch # 26: 2010 Campaign Ads For Men
Sketch 26: 2010 Campaign Ads For Men
Fuck, I can’t believe another election season is just around the corner. Democracy costs so much fucking money.
September 2009
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #25: Complicated Past
Sketch 25: Two People with an Incredibly Complicated Past
I dunno if the button will translate in a live setting…
I wrote this on an aeroplane next to the most awkward and gangly young Jewish boy. He seemed to operate within a fidget continuum.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #24: Lizard Lawyer
Sketch 24: Lizard Lawyer
This is an old idea that I finally thought of a good ending for.
Yes, I am way behind. I was in NYC for like 5 days and couldn’t get grindin’. I am going to give myself a pass because I was being a good boyfriend. SO, new goal is 30 sketches by pretty soon. I woulda gone real hard tomorrow but I’ll be heading up to LA till thursday. This weekend?
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #23: True Bromance
Sketch 23: True Bromance
It’s a BROverload!
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #22: FUCK THIS CHIPOTLE!
Sketch 22: FUCK THIS CHIPOTLE!
This is what it is like for me to be on the East Coast.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #21: Man of Fate
Sketch 21: Man of Fate
Maybe someday I will revisit this one. It’s a little too similar to my old Intervention sketch thematically so I sorta half-assed it. Eh, it’s cute.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #20: Michael Schwartz
Sketch 20: Michael Schwartz Explains to His Son What Will Make Him Gay
This one is topical. And will soon be dated.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #19: Awkward Airport
Sketch 19: Awkward Airport
I’m always nervous about something like this happening to me when I get someone from the airport. As in the sketch, in those situations I hope my status as a liberal will somehow save me.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #18: Be Scared!
Sketch 18: Be Scared
This one is silly and ends with a shit joke.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #17: RiddleDate.Com
Sketch 17: RiddleDate.Com
This month has forced me to really dig deep and finally put pen to paper on sketches that have been rattling around in my head for a while. I came up with this idea back when I was abroad. It turned out pretty fun.
If you like the riddles you can find tons more at: http://www.rinkworks.com/brainfood/
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #16: Sing-a-Long
Sketch 16: Sing-a-Long
Another collaboration! This time Jack got in on the fun!
Yeah, I know I am behind right now, I was in LA for a couple days. BUT DON’T WORRY I am going to play some catch up.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch # 15: The Robot's Robot
Sketch 15: The Robot’s Robot
It’s unclear what this is. It was strangely hypnotic to write. Is it truly a sketch? What is a sketch? What is a people?
This sketch marks the half-way point of the month. I feel it is suiting.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #14: Kiss Me Through the Phone
Sketch 14: Kiss Me Through the Phone
Julie co-wrote this one with me (and properly has first author status). It’s her first sketch! Hooray!
I think she was trying to send a message to me concerining phone use.
And for all you femmes out there, she put in the bleeding vagina stuff, not me. I would never write filth like that.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #13: Trust
Sketch 13: Trust
I’ll level with you guys, this one isn’t exaclty gold… Although I like the grapefruit gag.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #12: Big Trout Tim
Sketch 12: Big Trout Tim
Based on a true story.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #11: Horney Goat Weed
Sketch 11: Horney Goat Weed
I didn’t know where this one was going till it got there.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #10: Subway Racist
Sketch 10: Subway Racist
So this is a New York Centric sketch (I know, I’m an asshole), but really all you need to know is that Canal Street is Chinatown and it is everyone’s subway goal to sit down.
I will also admit that everyday on my commute to work I would do this.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #9: Two and a Half-Man
Sketch 9: Two and a Half-Man
I did some legit research for this one, I looked up a script of the show. And I think I watched part of an episode once. Maybe on an airplane.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #8: Tell Death Do Us Wed
Sketch 8: Till Death Do Us Wed
This sketch is dedicated to my friend and fellow ONN contributor Kai Nagai-Rothe and his fiance Duffy who are due to be getting married in just 18 days at which time Kai will get health insurance. Congrats guys!
NaSkeWriMo #7: It's Not Maybelline
Sketch 7: It’s Not Maybelline
I’ve been hoping for a solid blackout sketch to come along. I guess this is that.
This sketch is for the ladies. I learned a lot about makeup for it. I hope you identify with it.
Did I really just post a Loldog on my blog? I guess I did.
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #6: CN.COM Consultant Meeting
Sketch 6: CN.COM Consultant Meeting
This sketch is about http://www.cn.com I fucking always go to this website accidentally. I hate it the most when my address bar auto-fill puts cn.com in instead of cnn.com and takes me there as if I meant to. I didn’t mean to, nor will I ever.
Also, the end line of this sketch should be the end line of every sketch.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #5: Bruce Dickinson is a Pussy
Sketch 5: Bruce Dickinson is a Pussy
Of course I don’t actually think he is a pussy (don’t take offence, Bruce!). This sketch is a little campy but whatever, its IRON MAIDEN!
Links to the referenced songs:
Fear of the Dark
Can I Play With Madness
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #4: The Time Traveler's Mice
Sketch 4: The Time Traveler’s Mice
This is a parody of that movie The Time Traveler’s Wife… I guess. I’ve only seen the trailer. I don’t think this really has anything to do with it, honestly. Maybe some of the sets are the same.
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #3: The Air Traffic Controller
Sketch 3: The Air Traffic Controller
This one was borne out of a sweet plane trip me and Julie took courtesy of a family freind to Catalina Island.
I was having difficulty ending it but then I just thought to myself “What would M. Night Shyamalan do?”
NaSkeWriMo Sketch #2: Music to Fuck To
Sketch 2: Music to Fuck To
Links to clips of the songs (imagine them being set up right at when the singing comes in for the sketch, which I guess is unrealistic but whatever its sketch magic):
Megadeth - A Tout Le Monde
Desert Sessions - Letters to Mommy
POD - Youth of the Nation
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NaSkeWriMo Sketch #1: First Date with a Vampire...
Sketch 1: First Date with a Vampire IRL
I was hoping to work on writing short, simple sketches because otherwise this month will be impossible. I was hoping this one, with a simple premise, would be just that. Unfortunately it ended up being a real classic Klinman epic, the kind that can’t be done without major CGI work (or really campy props).
Sorry for the length, I cut it as much as I...
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National Sketch Writing Month!
Hey friends! It’s National Sketch Writing Month! This is a sweet project started by some NYC improv/sketchers. You can see the site here: http://www.nationalsketchwritingmonth.com/
Anyway, I am going to do it and post my work here! Take note the deal with this is quantity over quality but I will try my darndest to make em all worth reading! Promise!
Also, Jesse Lee is doing this shit so be...
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Shark Erotic Lit
I can’t beleive I didn’t know about this site until just now:
http://www.sharkresearchcommittee.com/pacific_coast_shark_news.htm
Scan down a bit for the most adorable shark attack (w/ pics of the gnaws) I’ve heard of happening at Tarramar Beach in Carlsbad.
August 2009
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Fox News: Fair and Balanced Stock Photos
Fox News never fails to give you both sides of every story. Even thier stock photos strike a balance between modern times and the mid-90’s. Check it:
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2009/08/17/marketing-internet-scams
Sweet fucking PowerPC right there running Netscape Navigator. Even has MapQuestBeta sitting on her desk.
The article is about how you can make aliving being a...
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My Shark Week!
Hey, so as you all know I only blog on special occasions now. And whats more special than SHARK WEEK on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL?!?
So there are some ok shows going this year, here are the ones I am looking forward to most
Megalodawn TV-14 (V)
The Megalodon was the largest most fierce carnivorous fish that ever existed. These terrifying sharks grew to be over 60 feet long and had jaws the...
February 2009
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Fucked Places
Here is a place that is fucked:
This river looks like this because it is full of acidic water from an old mine. At some places the water draining out of this mine has been measured to be -3.6 pH. Don’t beleive me? Fuck that. It’s called Iron Mountain Mine and it is in California. I learned about it in a geo class. The images of this place have stayed in my mind ever since....
January 2009
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This is a fun internet thing
I made a movie to show on this blog I made. I hope you like it. Also, I recommend you make your own movies. It was a fun thing I did while being alone for a few hours.
November 2008
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