Yes, do as Pat says.
3 weeks agoComedy nuttz: Check out this video I was in as part of last month’s Sketch Cram. It was written by the very funny Zack Poitras and directed/edited by the very funny Benjamin Apple.
When you’re done, wait 2 days, then come to an all new Sketch Cram this Saturday night at UCBeast!
3 months agoSometimes, The Internet rewards you. In honor of all my friends at The Onion, I share this. You should too.
Psyched to join UCB’s Newest Harold Team YANK NOTHING!!!!
YANK NOTHING is:
BENJAMIN APPLE, GEORGE KAREMAN, JACKIE JENNINGS, JAMES DWYER, MATT KLINMAN, MATT STARR, MATT “MURPH” MEYER, PAT O’BRIEN.If you mess with these people, we are going to have problems.
(Source: matthewsstarr)
4 months agoI thought this blog deserved the be updated. SO here is a comic I WROTE AND DREW like 2 years ago that I found on my hard drive!
The drawing is awful but actually better than I remembered and it made me laugh so I am not too embarrassed to post it. CHECK IT OUT!
6 months ago
Come see my UCB performance class this month!!
1 year agoThe true dude-of-a-man Dru Johnston gave me the distinct honor of contributing a guest blog to his exceptional and inspirational Year of the Blog project. The blog I created is Old Art, New Title where I re-title old art favorites. Due to some very positive feedback, I have decided to try and continue the blog beyond the required 3 posts. So, check it out!
1 year agoWell, it looks like CN.COM got the message. Just a few months after I wrote my scathing sketch about their awful business model they have successfully re-branded themselves as a “real estate online education airline.” Unfortunately, the new CN.COM seems to be fairly reliant on what I suppose is a parent site, searchere.com , which itself boasts “insurance car dating online credit.”
While I am glad to see that there is some progress here, I am still a few more clicks away from China Online Dating and Associated Degree Online than I would like to be. Keep on truckin’ CN.COM.
2 years ago
Johnny Depp? Pshhh. They don’t make ‘em like the used to.
2 years agoCheck it out! Predator reboot in 2010!
I don’t know how I missed this. How do I get an RSS feed that tells me when there is Predator news? I stopped my “Predator” Google alert after I finally realized that what I thought was buzz of a bold new direction for the franchise was just a bunch of articles about child molesters. Though I was disappointed, I see it now falls to me to write the screenplay for Child Predator. Its a “Look Who’s Talking”-type film where we get into the mind of an alien baby that is also an honorable hunter of men.
John Travolta: (rhetorically) Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Child Predator: (in his mind) I’m thinking about skinning you alive and polishing your fucking skull. How about you?
2 years agoSketch 30: Time Travelers (Draft)
Fuckin’ Done. I guess I am a few days over the limit, but I am ok with that if you are. 30 sketches. 36 days (I sat on this last one for a day so Jesse could ok me putting it up).
This was a Wagonforce sketch idea me and Jesse came up with and I have been itching the whole month to write. So, I finally couldn’t take it anymore and did. Its a draft cuz Jesse hasn’t done a re-write on it yet but I really hope we can produce it one of these days. The end is left a little unwritten intentionally as I think fun would happen in improv with all those dudes comin in.
Thanks to everyone who read some sketches and especially thanks to those who gave me feedback, I really appreciate it!
2 years ago